Meet the New Man in My Life!

August 26, 2018

His name is JJ and I’m in love. I think he is too!

I adopted JJ last week. He is very friendly and affectionate, and he’s still a puppy! Read the rest of this entry »


I’M A FATHER! Wanna Meet My New 50-Pound Doggie Daughter?

February 25, 2016

I’m happy to announce the arrival of: MAUDE!

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Roughly 7 years old. 50 pounds. She’s a mastiff/bulldog mix. She’s smart and attractive and friendly and routinely expels toxic farts – and those are just a few of the things we have in common. Read the rest of this entry »