Meet the New Man in My Life!

August 26, 2018

His name is JJ and I’m in love. I think he is too!

I adopted JJ last week. He is very friendly and affectionate, and he’s still a puppy! Read the rest of this entry »


I Don’t Have a Dog Anymore. The Sad, Unfortunate Conclusion to My Time with Rufus.

November 22, 2016

I took my final picture with Rufus on Saturday. He’s 75 pounds – so not exactly a lap dog – but he let me pick him up so we could hang out like this for a while.

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It was our last picture because on Saturday, I made the heartbreaking decision to return Rufus to the rescue that I had adopted him from. Between this and saying goodbye to Slimmons, Saturday was an awfully rough day. One of the worst.

Here’s why I had to say goodbye to Rufus: Read the rest of this entry »


Hey Everyone! Meet My New Dog, RUFUS!

September 26, 2016

Check it out, it’s my new buddy Rufus! I brought Rufus home from the animal rescue yesterday, and he’s already bringing me so much joy.

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He’s ready to go check out his new home!

Rufus is a mutt, but he’s a big part Mastiff, with maybe some Read the rest of this entry »


I’M A FATHER! Wanna Meet My New 50-Pound Doggie Daughter?

February 25, 2016

I’m happy to announce the arrival of: MAUDE!

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Roughly 7 years old. 50 pounds. She’s a mastiff/bulldog mix. She’s smart and attractive and friendly and routinely expels toxic farts – and those are just a few of the things we have in common. Read the rest of this entry »