There’s Donut-Flavored Tic Tacs Now… And Homer Simpson Is On the Box!

May 31, 2018

I love “The Simpsons” and am completely indifferent about Tic Tacs. Luckily, my love for Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Snowball II, Santa’s Little Helper, and the entire town of Springfield is so strong that I immediately snapped up every kind of Simpsons Tic Tacs as soon as I saw them at a gas station.

While all three boxes of Tic Tacs contain yellow breath mints, there are three distinct flavors. Read the rest of this entry »


HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I Dressed Up as a Wall. True Story!

October 31, 2016

Wishing everyone a wonderful Halloween! I went to a party over the weekend, and put together an awesome costume. Toot toot! (That’s me, tooting my own horn.)

halloween-costume-stranger-things

TA-DA! This costume may require a little explanation. It was a themed party, and the theme was “Stranger Things,” a fantastic, creepy Netflix show with disappearing kids, weird government experiments, and a monster. A major part of the story is that Read the rest of this entry »


Farting Dogs and Rotten Fish

November 18, 2015

It’s rare that I write about candy, but I can’t resist sharing this story.

Let me introduce you to my friend Martin. I met Martin through stair racing, so it’s appropriate that is picture was taken on the roof, after our 54-story stair race last weekend. Martin is speedy, too – he finished 3rd overall! (I finished 41st, out of 166.)

David Martin rooftop

Martin is Danish, and came all the way from Denmark to compete in this race. And he brought me a very thoughtful, completely awesome gift! Read the rest of this entry »